You Can't Afford A Woman Like Me You Loser

nospam@example.com (mistress) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:36:03 -0700

I cannot believe you. How did I end up with such a worthless bum like you? You're supposed to be at work, making money to buy me things! I have shopping to do, why the fuck are you at home lying around in bed? What kind of asshole spends all day in front of the TV? I'm embarassed to be living with you!

How can you even stand the humiliation? I used to tolerate your small cock because of how much money you gave me, but now you don't even make enough to satisfy me. I am supposed to be your princess! Is this how you treat a princess! I don't think so, loser. You don't deserve me! I know someone who does though... I bet your boss makes enough money treat a woman like me properly! How would you like that, if I went out and saw your boss tonight? I think I will.

Since you're so good at sitting on that damn sofa, you can stay there, I'm going out. I'm going to put on my sexiest dress (that you paid for, sucker!), and give your boss a call. Now there's a man who can afford a woman like me... His bank account dominates yours! I remember he has a way nicer car too. I hope you have a miserable evening, and while you're sitting at here feeling sorry for yourself I'm going to be sucking your bosses huge cock! It'll feel soooo good to get fucked by a real man for a change! I'm so fed up with broke underachievers like you!

You're Not Allowed To Touch That Small Penis

nospam@example.com (mistress) — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 13:16:22 -0700

You worthless loser! I can't believe I caught you masturbating! You should be humiliated, you small dicked little worm! I can't believe what a completely pathetic loser you are, I'm embarassed just seeing you naked! Don't let me ever, ever catch you jerking off in my bedroom again! Put that tiny cock away before I lock it up. You don't want me to lock your penis up do you?

You are really such a fucking loser. Only someone pathetic and desperate would sneak into a girls room to jerk off and sniff her panties. No wonder you don't have a girlfriend! I don't know anyone who would date you, in fact I'm going to call all my friends and tell them how gross your tiny pecker is! Now every girl in town knows how ridiculous small your little weiner is, and they're all laughing at you because no women will ever touch it again!

Look what I've got here... It's called a penis restraint! It's a little chastity belt for men! Do you want me to put this on your little pecker? That would definitely keep you from touching that dirty little thing in my room again! That would be hilarious, I'll even make you wear it out in public and at work under your clothes! You can't even get a boner when your dick is restrained in one of those locking cock rings! I'll tell all my girlfriends that you're the loser with the locked up penis, because he got in trouble for touching it in his mistress room! I hope you learn your lesson slave!

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You Can't Afford A Woman Like Me You Loser

You're Not Allowed To Touch That Small Penis